Current Investigation Status
A day in the gym goes wrong for Broke Nut as another lifter asks for spot. Broke Nut jumped into action just too late, but now he’s busted again. Swollen Beau thought he was hot stuff and could put up the weight, but when he got a bit unbalanced, the weight fell off. Broke Nut tried to Jim Guy tried to stop him but it was too late.
Remember kids, when lifting with a spotter to collar the weight. Same thing goes for dynamic lifts. The only time it might be kinda right is when you’re alone on a bench. Even then, instead of risking a guillotine effect - stay within a reasonable weight.
Take Home the Evidence
Some lessons are learned the hard way. Others require coffee.
This glossy ceramic mug is built for questionable decisions, early mornings, long meetings, and whatever incident got you here in the first place. Made from durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a bright, long-lasting print, it’s available in 11 oz. or 15 oz. sizes for the caffeine level your situation requires.
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe and made without lead or BPA, it’s ready for everyday duty at home, at work, in the shop, or wherever the Broke Nut Safety Team is conducting its latest investigation.
Fill it up, learn from your mistakes, and try not to bust a nut before lunch.
Broke Nut Safety Team — Learning the hard way so you don’t have to.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
COLLAR THE WEIGHT OR BUST A NUT!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Relaxed, classic unisex fit designed to suit all body types.
- Item is printed on demand - please allow 10-14 days for delivery.
Some lessons are learned the hard way. Others require coffee.
This glossy ceramic mug is built for questionable decisions, early mornings, long meetings, and whatever incident got you here in the first place. Made from durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a bright, long-lasting print, it’s available in 11 oz. or 15 oz. sizes for the caffeine level your situation requires.
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe and made without lead or BPA, it’s ready for everyday duty at home, at work, in the shop, or wherever the Broke Nut Safety Team is conducting its latest investigation.
Fill it up, learn from your mistakes, and try not to bust a nut before lunch.
Broke Nut Safety Team — Learning the hard way so you don’t have to.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap