About Broke Nut Safety Team
Some lessons are learned in classrooms. Others involve questionable judgment, expensive equipment, and the sudden realization that this was probably a bad idea.
Broke Nut Safety Team celebrates the mishaps, near misses, and spectacularly poor decisions that come with doing the things we love. From mountain biking and motorsports to wind, water, snow, and whatever seemed like a good idea at the time, every design is inspired by a simple principle:
The joke is the bad decision—not the injury.
So wear the shirt, learn the lesson, and try not to become our next incident report.
Broke Nut Safety Team
Learning the hard way so you don't have to.
meet the crew
Broke Nut
Broke Nut is fearless, optimistic, and just confident enough to get himself into trouble. He means well, makes questionable decisions, and usually learns the safety lesson about five seconds too late. Fortunately, he’s tough, resilient, and always ready to turn his latest mishap into a lesson for everyone else.
Learning the hard way so you don’t have to.
cracked clam
Cracked Clam is smart, capable, and usually the voice of reason—though she’s perfectly capable of making a spectacular mistake of her own. She’s confident, quick-witted, and never afraid to call out a bad decision, especially when Broke Nut is making it.
Safety with a little attitude.
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