Current Investigation Status
It is quite obvious that Broke Nut was so focused on talking smack on the golf course that he didn't even clear the tee box. While reminding his playing partner that he would “probably miss the fairway like usual,” Broke Nut wandered directly into the golfer’s swing path. His partner did, in fact, miss the fairway—but unfortunately did not miss Broke Nut.
A golf club can move at extremely high speed, and the area around a golfer taking a shot should always be treated as a danger zone. Before anyone swings, everyone in the group should stand well clear of the golfer, outside the path of the club and safely behind the ball. Never walk behind, beside, or in front of someone preparing to swing.
Golfers should also take a quick look around before beginning their swing to make sure the tee box is clear. A few seconds of awareness from everyone can prevent a very painful accident.
Take Home the Evidence
Some lessons are learned the hard way. Others require coffee.
This glossy ceramic mug is built for questionable decisions, early mornings, long meetings, and whatever incident got you here in the first place. Made from durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a bright, long-lasting print, it’s available in 11 oz. or 15 oz. sizes for the caffeine level your situation requires.
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe and made without lead or BPA, it’s ready for everyday duty at home, at work, in the shop, or wherever the Broke Nut Safety Team is conducting its latest investigation.
Fill it up, learn from your mistakes, and try not to bust a nut before lunch.
Broke Nut Safety Team — Learning the hard way so you don’t have to.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
CLEAR THE TEE BOX OR BUST A NUT!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Relaxed, classic unisex fit designed to suit all body types.
- Item is printed on demand - please allow 10-14 days for delivery.
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
SAFETY MEETING SURVIVOR
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, long-lasting color prints
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap