Current Investigation Status
Broke Nut’s got a case of the Mondays as the dev team tries to estimate how much work it will take to add a simple “forgot password” function to the Web site. They all know just how hard software is, so they adopted Agile Software methodologies. Little did they know what that meant, and didn’t mean.
While trying to figure out just what needs to change, how the functionality works and the required user work flows, things are made more complicated when the product manager asks everyone to attach an imaginary number to each task.
As far as we know, the dev team as a whole is still arguing about what a story point actually is.
Meanwhile a senior developer just came out of hiding with a massive git commit of the feature fully delivered and tested.
Take Home the Evidence
Some lessons are learned the hard way. Others require coffee.
This glossy ceramic mug is built for questionable decisions, early mornings, long meetings, and whatever incident got you here in the first place. Made from durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a bright, long-lasting print, it’s available in 11 oz. or 15 oz. sizes for the caffeine level your situation requires.
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe and made without lead or BPA, it’s ready for everyday duty at home, at work, in the shop, or wherever the Broke Nut Safety Team is conducting its latest investigation.
Fill it up, learn from your mistakes, and try not to bust a nut before lunch.
Broke Nut Safety Team — Learning the hard way so you don’t have to.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
JUST GIVE AN ESTIMATE ALREADY OR BUST A NUT!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Relaxed, classic unisex fit designed to suit all body types.
- Item is printed on demand - please allow 10-14 days for delivery.
Some lessons are learned the hard way. Others require coffee.
This glossy ceramic mug is built for questionable decisions, early mornings, long meetings, and whatever incident got you here in the first place. Made from durable white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a bright, long-lasting print, it’s available in 11 oz. or 15 oz. sizes for the caffeine level your situation requires.
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe and made without lead or BPA, it’s ready for everyday duty at home, at work, in the shop, or wherever the Broke Nut Safety Team is conducting its latest investigation.
Fill it up, learn from your mistakes, and try not to bust a nut before lunch.
Broke Nut Safety Team — Learning the hard way so you don’t have to.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, fade-resistant printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap